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[31 Dec 2010|01:38am]
dear friends and unfriends,
i am writing to inform you of the friends-only convention of 2003.
there is a miss janetta in washington state who has made the decision of friends only to be seeing the contents of her personal writing-book.
however, the consensus is such that one has the opportunity to request their addition to this world of worlds. perhaps, if one were nice enough to relay three (3) good reasons to be added thusly, miss janetta would be either in agreement with said three (3) good reasons, or would find them amusing enough to add aforementioned "one."
please take these items into consideration when adding this user.

failure to comply will result in termination, carried out forthwith by either following beast-cat attack animal:

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[30 Jul 2009|12:20pm]
[ mood | wtf ]

today marks the first time i've been hit by a bus.

i was two blocks from my work parking lot at 8:45 this morning when the stoplight was out at 102nd ne and ne 10th in bellevue. turns out the qfc on that corner didn't have power, either.

so i stop, because that's WHAT YOU DO at stoplights with no power
and waited patiently for my turn.

well, 3/4 of the way through the intersection, i see a bus coming towards me on the right.
he didn't stop at the light (or even slow down) and clipped the back of my car, taking the bumper almost entirely off.

thankfully a witness stopped behind me and talked to the police.
and a woman who had been walking down the street came over and asked if she could do anything for me so i asked for a hug.

and thankfully i have a fucking amazing boyfriend who came to my rescue. he brought his truck so we could put my bumper in it and he came with me to the collision center ($2600 estimate! HOLY GOD).

so...here's the thing.
even if you saw a green light signaling your right of way (which he didn't) wouldn't you stop if there was a car directly in front of you in the intersection?

luckily no one was on the bus (or i would hope he would get an even bigger ticket from the officer than he did) and the two of us are okay but JESUS, MAN.

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[11 Nov 2003|05:33pm]
not gonna answer the door.
knock as insistently as you want.

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[01 Nov 2003|02:20am]
i miss all my fucking crazy boys in hawaii.
this post is public to encompass watson, too.

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[11 Jun 2003|02:46am]
Poll #144512 cotton balls

do you hate cotton balls?


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[24 May 2003|10:42pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]


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[23 May 2003|11:53pm]
[ mood | annoyed but for other reasons ]

this is the last time i set my alarm to wake me up so i can go to midpac.

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jelly bean poll! [18 Dec 2002|01:00am]
[ mood | curious ]

sorry it's long, guys, but i want you to vote!

Poll #84841 jelly bean preferences

Do you like 'juicy pear' Jelly Belly jelly beans?


Do you like 'buttered popcorn' Jelly Belly jelly beans?


Which do you like better?

juicy pear beans
buttered popcorn beans
i don't like either of these

& i can't help but notice that a good amount of my local friends are stressing about finals while i'm here asking you which bean is better. heh.

[04 Aug 2002|08:36pm]
one simple request...

...which no one seems to be able to comply with.
fight in yr own fucking journals.
jesus christ.

and yes, now i'm pissed.

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[15 May 2002|05:32pm]
one more time: this wasn't for a science class.
it was for mpsa, we were looking at how the vocal chords, etc work.

the cadaver labCollapse )

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[13 May 2002|08:01pm]
tomorrow is the cadaver lab. i'm currently coloring in my breathing mechanism diagram. yum. red for the diaphragm, yellow for the ribs, yellow-green for the costal cartilage...
i don't think i'm going to be able to do my chapter 18 problems for chemistry because the book isn't in english, but i NEED to. i'm getting a c- in that class and i just found out i got a beautiful 46.5% on my last test. ::rips hair out::

and now i'm leaving because my dogs are whining about being outside for a whole fivefuckingminutes and the onion soup is in the refrigerator out there, so bye!

i will probably update later with more information crucial to yr further existence on this planet.
(that's all i ever update with.)

[08 May 2002|05:21pm]
leif's a good neighbor. :D
he brings me spring rolls and donuts and i teach him the ways of the TIGARRUU MASUTAAA.

i disabled the comments feature.
stop fighting.

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[24 Jan 2002|06:54pm]
[ mood | frustrated ]

this just in:
fifty one people (and a community) have "tounges" listed as an interest.


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[29 Dec 2001|11:45pm]
[ mood | pissed off ]

i don't even CARE to bitch about my morning.
all i have to say is that i fucking missed the dhc concert again.

[21 Dec 2001|02:04pm]
i don't know how to react.

[01 Dec 2001|10:10am]
i don't know where this is going.
i'm almost afraid to ask.
do i have the right to?
do i even want to know?
but if it's bad, i'll end up blaming myself.

is it fun?
hurt my feelings.
make me cry.
and it's my fault.

[28 Nov 2001|09:03pm]
[ mood | confused ]

being confused makes me want to cry.

[26 Nov 2001|06:15pm]
why do you have to keep me a secret?

[19 Nov 2001|11:52pm]
i don't know if this should make me laugh or make me cry.
do i hurt or do i celebrate?

[07 Nov 2001|11:08pm]
making you hurt doesn't make me feel good; i don't know why making me hurt seems to make you feel so good.
i felt so much stronger when i didn't let people know.

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